Lipoma has been defined by wiki as :
"A lipoma is a common, benign tumor composed of fatty tissue. Lipomas are soft to the touch, usually moveable, and are generally painless. They grow very slowly, and in rare cases can become cancerous. "
So now you see where I get this boring persona (and life) from? Common, benign, soft, grow very slowly - these tumors have been giving me their characteristics. By the way, these tiny creatures are not tiny at all and make themselves quite prominent (especially when they get jealous of muscles in the ym). They are totally useless actually. The only use I can think is to feature my arm in a vaseline body lotion ad - the one in which kids run toy cars on each others' arms. My arm can offer a hoarde of speed breakers to those toy cars.
These idiots are good at seeking attention (not from girls though.. they still remain hugely ignorant of my presence) and invite questions from almost everybody who sees them.
"What happened to your hand?"
"Are you taking suppliments?"
"Did something bite you?"
And here are my answers :
1. (to kids) These things appear every time I lie. They're not many but now you see what happens when you lie?
2. Once I was lost in the desert. Got something to eat and got it deposited in my body for future. Its still there.
3. Mom used to scold me when I used to play marbles in school. To save from her wrath, I hid some of them in there.
4. These are misplaced six pack abs. Will move them slowly to the right position.
5. Saw the movie Mummy so many times. Just like the guy in the movie, the insects have gone inside my arm too.
6. (When I go to someone's place to eat and am served something I hate..lets say baingan) I have got an allergy to that. See what happened last time I ate it?
7. If I press them real hard, they glow.
I am not at all into medicine but I think I know why these things are called lipoma.
At least I know the "li" part.
You can "lie" a lot about them.
"A lipoma is a common, benign tumor composed of fatty tissue. Lipomas are soft to the touch, usually moveable, and are generally painless. They grow very slowly, and in rare cases can become cancerous. "
So now you see where I get this boring persona (and life) from? Common, benign, soft, grow very slowly - these tumors have been giving me their characteristics. By the way, these tiny creatures are not tiny at all and make themselves quite prominent (especially when they get jealous of muscles in the ym). They are totally useless actually. The only use I can think is to feature my arm in a vaseline body lotion ad - the one in which kids run toy cars on each others' arms. My arm can offer a hoarde of speed breakers to those toy cars.
These idiots are good at seeking attention (not from girls though.. they still remain hugely ignorant of my presence) and invite questions from almost everybody who sees them.
"What happened to your hand?"
"Are you taking suppliments?"
"Did something bite you?"
And here are my answers :
1. (to kids) These things appear every time I lie. They're not many but now you see what happens when you lie?
2. Once I was lost in the desert. Got something to eat and got it deposited in my body for future. Its still there.
3. Mom used to scold me when I used to play marbles in school. To save from her wrath, I hid some of them in there.
4. These are misplaced six pack abs. Will move them slowly to the right position.
5. Saw the movie Mummy so many times. Just like the guy in the movie, the insects have gone inside my arm too.
6. (When I go to someone's place to eat and am served something I hate..lets say baingan) I have got an allergy to that. See what happened last time I ate it?
7. If I press them real hard, they glow.
I am not at all into medicine but I think I know why these things are called lipoma.
At least I know the "li" part.
You can "lie" a lot about them.
7 comments:
reminds me of Munnabhai too :
"lipo(sarco)ma of the intestines"
hey pushkar, it takes real guts to admit that you have something like that, and try to find out the reason for it. Hats off to your courage man!!
Hi Pushkar,
gr8 sense of humour yaar.
those 7 responses were cool....n the Vaseline ad thing... :)
so stop lying, don't go to a desert, stop playing wid marbles, stop watching The Mummy n dont eat baingans... for a speedy movement of ur misplaced six-pack abs.
:)
this one is too good man. u rock. if it would have been sum1 esle he would have been so depressed about them but ur talent hides them so tactfully. its gr8 to knw a person like u with such excellent talents.
oh yes..i know abt ur lipomas..........liar...:)
is dis lipoma thing real?
i mean do u really have it or hav u written it for d sake of writing but anyways man dis is simply ammmmmaaaaaaazing....really nice n those seven lies truly convincing for kids especially i mean u can definately bring out a revolution by stopping d kids from lying....keep it all up!!
Ahh! you shouldnt be worrying about those harmless maniacs.. ;) At least you are getting noticed by few ppl around!!
N yess.. do you think kids will actually buy those explanations or reasons or watever of yours.. :P hehe
A serious issue converted into a so lighter stuff.. Bravo!! :)
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